I Don’t Get It: Steph’s (Wide) Open Bars
Quick back story: Jay-Z referenced Stephon Marbury in ‘La La La’ back in 2003 with the line, “Pink diamond necklaces, strawberry wrist/Please excuse yourself, you’re very sick/Don’t confuse me with Marbury out this bitch/Run up on me at the light, you could lose your life.” Apparently, this bama just found this out.
“There go the camel, he right there.”
*zones out to ‘The Black Album’*
He referenced slavery…next
“You better say sorry, you don’t want me to come on the scene/my partners they broke, I’m not Krispy Kreme/I’m just cream, you are crispy/You said you ugly, now who dissed ‘ya/Why you do that mista?/I hate that you felt like you looked like a camel, now you gonna allow a nigga to go into ‘ya.”
Look, a lot of people in the media will talk about how sad this is and that Steph needs help, blah, blah, blah, to which I say GTFOH!
His last year with the Knicks in 07-08, he pocketed a real off-the-chill $19 mil for playing in 24 games to go along with the other $111 mil he made over a 13-year journeyman career that produced zero NBA titles and an endless assortment of baffling behavior everywhere he played. Yet, I’m somehow supposed to look at cuzzo like a sympathetic figure simply because he’s being ignored and it’s obviously hard to deal with because since he was nine, everybody has kissed his ass because he could play ball?
Yeah, right.
Until he gets signed by some random squad in the Euroleague, this is what we’re getting on the reg and I’m a laugh at his dumba*s because it’s funny, period.
And anybody that tries to tell you something different is utterly and completely full of sh*t.


#1 What narcotic is Starbury on cuz he getting that I’m high stuck look when he talks.
#2 Why is just sitting in his Maybach listening to Jay-Z albums? Don’t he got a big azz crib for that?
#3 In that 2nd vid what the hell was he even talking bout? Also what the fugg did this dude do to himself? Where’s the real Marbury man? This dude looks like some failed experiment!!!
#4 Did this dude just channel MLK?
#5 “You undistinguished gentleman!” *dead*
With all that being said if I can get a Delonte /Starbury colabo I’M GOOD!!!!!!!
@GOOCHAVELI
All pertinent questions and wish I had some answers for you champion.
Starbury is officially out of his mind with this series of footage. What’s his purpose? At this point, I don’t even think he’s mentally capable of playing professional basketball. I hope he saves his money.